krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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ghostlygamtav:

hey did u kno

  • being cis is normal
  • not being cis is normal
  • shut the fuck up everything is normal we are all literally organic creatures and therefore we are all normal
  • unless you are a robot or silicone-based alien in which case i apologize for my carbon-based privilege and invite you to add me on skype because i am interested in your culture
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rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

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